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It’s 3 am

You hear a noise in your kitchen

You go to investigate

It’s me sitting at your table

I ask you to sit down

“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.”

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

“ No, M. de Chagny. You cannot climb these trees. We are in a torture chamber, not a forest. Ten points from Gryffindor! ”

The Persian, to Vicomte Raoul de Chagny
Gaston Leroux, the Phantom of the Opera (via incorrectphantomquotes)

elphabaoftheopera:

A presentation of respect by elphabaoftheopera.

fattynunchucks:

anus:

im not your average girl

yet another unrealistic standard for women

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS

alegbra:

alegbra:

alegbra:

IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO CHANGE YER FAET

WOODJER

i really need to stop going to design class on 2 hours of sleep or else this happens

i feel like this post is way funnier to me than it is to everyone else

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

bitch-i-might-be-hannibal:

i’m crying

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)