I bet this is what Coulson has in his bathroom
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
Perfectly timed wedding photo
Western weeboo meets japanese weeboo
Half of tumblr is both at the same time
It’s a very simple ritual that requires a mirror above a bathroom sink
Turn the lights off and place candles (any color but pink no homo) around the perimeter along with the rarest MLP figurines you can find (G4 ONLY). Place a fedora in the sink and pour a can of Mountain Dew around it. Use another can to form a circle of dew around you.
Finally, look in the mirror and repeat the words, “Equestria, Celestia, Seth McFarlane, Swag Swag Swag” five times.
if you perform all these steps correctly, a voice will call “m’lady” from under the fedora. Pick it up, and your Nice Guy (TM) will appear to tell you all about misandry and why god isn’t real.