Children Will Listen

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

Aries: gay
Taurus: gay
Gemini: gay
Cancer: gay
Leo: gay
Virgo: gay
Libra: gay
Scorpio: gay
Sagittarius: gay
Capricorn: gay
Aquarius: gay
Pisces: gay

nataliehickey94:

I bet this is what Coulson has in his bathroom

nataliehickey94:

I bet this is what Coulson has in his bathroom

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

ridjuan:
fileformat:

Daddy

fileformat:

Daddy

kefkaownsall:

hopeissuffering:

Western weeboo meets japanese weeboo

Half of tumblr is both at the same time

yung-medusa:

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka

I, a woman, have issues opening things for myself, like DOORS and JARS. This is why i need a Nice Guy and not feminism. How can I go about finding myself said Nice Guy?
Anonymous

ask-an-mra-anything:

It’s a very simple ritual that requires a mirror above a bathroom sink

Turn the lights off and place candles (any color but pink no homo) around the perimeter along with the rarest MLP figurines you can find (G4 ONLY). Place a fedora in the sink and pour a can of Mountain Dew around it. Use another can to form a circle of dew around you.

Finally, look in the mirror and repeat the words, “Equestria, Celestia, Seth McFarlane, Swag Swag Swag” five times.

if you perform all these steps correctly, a voice will call “m’lady” from under the fedora. Pick it up, and your Nice Guy (TM) will appear to tell you all about misandry and why god isn’t real.

good luck!!!